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foot tall
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This guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy who has a burlap sack and a guy about a foot tall sittinh on the bar playing a little piano.

The guy that walked into the bar asks the guy whats in the bag. So the guy pulls out a genie lamp.

The guys says wow can i have one of your wishs.

He says I dont know rub the lamp and see. So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says the guy has one wish. The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says your wish is granted and gos back into the genie bottle.

Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says i didnt wish for a million ducks and to that the other guy replies oh yeah and i wished for a twelve inch pianist.
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