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| Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex |
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| TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES 8. PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE 7. SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION 6. PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED 5. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER 4. IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD 3. YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET 2. LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES 1. YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER |
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