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| THE TECHNICAL ACRONYM HANDBOOK |
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| SCSI: System Cant See It. HDD: Hangs, Drops Data. FD: Forgets Data. RAM: Regularly Annoying Malfunctions. PCI: Plainly Crap Interface ISA: Incredibly Slows Access. BIOS: Blatantly Ignorant Operating System (See WindowsX handbook) CMOS: Cripples Most Output Signals. KPBS: Konnection= Pure BullShit. CPU: Control Phucked Up PSU: Performs System Undermining. VDU: Visual Data Usurping. PNP: Plug N Pray. CD-ROM: Cancels Data- Regular Outage of Memory. DVD: Daily Violation of Disk. IDE: Inadvertent Data Errors. EIDE: Extraneous Important Data Eradication. PC: Pulls Cash. MAC: Money Attraction Chute. MICROSOFT: Massively Influential Company Relying On Shit Operation From Tradegoods (phew!). OS: Oh, Shit! DOS: Data Overwrite String. MS-DOS: Makes Some Data Overload System. ISP: Internationally Slow Provider. IBM: Infernally Built Machines. DMA: Data Mashing Accessory. IRQ: Internally Resounding Quakes. UDMA: Unexpected Disk Malfunction Annoyance. IDE (reprise): Intelligent Disk Eraser. GIF: General Information Failure. BMP: Blows Most Processors. JPG: Jolly Phallic Graphics. |