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| MIsfortune |
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| One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air? His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there had been an accident says, "What is the matter?" Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she would have left us!'" |
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