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Jumping Up and Down on the Bed
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Jumping On The Bed

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on
her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband
watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter
with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
year-old."


The husband said, "What did he say about your 56
year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied
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